If you think the English Language is easy, this may make you think twice! For example:
* The bandage was wound around the wound.
* The farm was used to produceproduce.
* The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
* We must polish the Polish furniture.
* He could lead if he would get the lead out.
* The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
* Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
* A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
* When shot at, the dovedove into the bushes.* I did not object to the object.
* The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
* There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. * They were too close to the door to close it.
* The buck does funny things when the does are present. * A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
* To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
* The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
* Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
* I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
* How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
* Why doesn’t the word ‘Buick’ rhyme with ‘Quick’?
Let's face it - English is a crazy language! There is no egg in eggplant, or ham in hamburger; neither apple no pine in a pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England and French fries weren’t invented in France...
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square.
We ship by truck and send cargo by ship. We have noses that run and feet that smell.
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
People, not computers, invented English, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP.'
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?
We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.
And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look UP the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost one quarter of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP. When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.
One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so... Time to shut UP!
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