"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun!" -- Katharine Hepburn
WELCOME!! And thanks for checking out CelluliteQueen.com, where you'll find an eclectic and diverse collection of things to read... The names were changed (sometimes) to protect the innocent... or those I thought would sue me.
I admit it. I'm a very strange person. I've tried to be 'normal' many times, but just found it too difficult to think and act like everyone else. I was never one to just follow along behind the pack. (If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes!)
CelluliteQueen.com is a look at life and everyday situations as seen through the eyes of a fun-loving, middle-aged, somewhat cynical, slightly crazy, happily married overweight woman (that would be ME) and how I interpret reality.
This is NOT a web site about dieting, losing weight and hating the injustices of it all; but I do whine, bitch and complain ad nauseam about my own perpetual battle of the bulge(s). You will also find some short stories, jokes, temper-tantrums and other stuff; all tainted with my twisted sense of humor and puerile mentality.
If you are Young or Old, Male, Female or a combination of both... If you are Skinny, Thin, Average, Heavy, Fat, Obese, Size-Positive or a Fatty-Basher, I'm sure you'll be able to find something here you can relate to!! (I am an equal opportunity offender.)
Please allow each page to completely load when you access it. Some pages are jam packed with lots of 'stuff' and may take a few moments to appear on your screen. So get comfy at your 'puter and check out a few things here on CelluliteQueen.com. Thanks for looking, and come back again soon!
To navigate through this site: Check out the list of titles on your left in theGREEN COLUMN. If you see something you'd like to read, simply click on the tab to access it from any page on this site. And that's about it. (It's so simple, even I can do it!)
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